i make weird little noises when i do things (like saying “pew” when i set something down on a table) and most people think i’m just being funny but it’s almost entirely unconscious. well, that’s my story
I ate 46 granola bars in three days.
I have only two bars left. I want to eat them, but I don’t want to run out of granola!
WHAT DO I DO? ;~;
They told me about you in math class.
i just laughed a lot because the op probably needed some laxative medicine after doing such a crazy thing, Granola in excess is awful for the..uh, intestines and can send people to the hospital because of that
Tell my family I hate them. Tell Lindsay that she was ok. It was a good run… I won’t leave her anything. I want everything to be buried with me…
Did you know that you needed to listen to Jigglypuff sing the Game of Thrones theme
this was at least 500% more hilarious than i thought it was going to be